i have the best taste in clothes im just too poor to prove it
your url is fuckyeahpooping i can’t take you seriously
MY MOM TOLD ME SHE WOULD BUY ME GRAPES BUT SHE LIED TO ME AND BOUGHT CHERRIES AND I HATE CHERRIES SO I POURED SOME OF THEM DOWN THE ICE DISPENSER SO WHEN SHE GOES TO GET ICE THE FRIDGE WILL LIE TO HER AND GIVE HER CHERRIES INSTEAD LIKE SHE DID TO ME
GUESS WHO FINALLY HAS GRAPES
He’s the human personification of fine wine.
- history teacher: why aren't you paying attention
- me: sorry im not in this fandom
|Artist: Bee Gees
Track: Stayin' Alive
When I was 8, I didn’t find a wardrobe to Narnia.
When I was 11, my Hogwarts letter didn’t come.
When I was 12, my satyr didn’t show up to take me to Camp Half-Blood.
I’m counting on you to take me on an adventure when I’m 50.